Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Samantha Bee for President - the '08 Campaign Begins

So, Samantha "Make a fucking choice" Bee is the clear leading candidate for US President in '08

She is proactive, informed, empathatic. She is also telegenic and can reach out to the undecided voter.

We must now start the grassroots campaign work to draft her and get through these trite hurdles US electoral system places in the way of the Great and the Good.

Clearly, Jon Stewart is the choice for VP.

I'd put Ed Helms for Secretary of State, Rob Corddry as Campaign Manager later to be Deputy Chief of Staff,
Stephen Colbert as National Security Advisor.
Lewis Black as Attorney General Press Secretary, yeah! Bye bye Scottie.
and Keith Olbermann as Defence Secretary.

Addendum: The Poor Man for DHS

The hard thing is that Sam must go to Iowa, sooner or later.

Oh, and "Evolution Schmevolution" special is a keeper. Though Chris Mooney seemed a little flustered.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want to be cruel, how about Lewis Black as presidential spokesman. Just imagine the White House media corps asking one of their bland and relatively insipid questions, and getting Black's typical sputtering, angry, and uproarious rants. It would be like the Parliamentary Questions in England, except Lewis Black would call you worse names than the PM is allowed to.

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...Samantha Bee, she is also Canadian.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Steinn said...

Damn, we're doomed.
I don't suppose she was born real close to the border?
I mean, its been done before...

Er, Samantha Bee for le Premier?!

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canadians: They Walk Among Us! quoted from the Michael Moore film Canadian bacon.

11:06 AM  
Blogger Steinn said...

Well, do the research on the existing literature first. THEN come up with the theoretical best candidate.

Now we have to start all over again, which means finding a native US citizen who will compare with Sam.

11:15 AM  

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