It all makes sense now...
Namely the Secret Plan To Deal With An Avian 'Flu Epidemic
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, very funny. Abstinence, 9/11, Nukular. How predictable.
NO, really, Read To The End.
Abolition Of the Estate Tax
Of course. Genius. The concentration of wealth will be awesome.
And the Survivors will All Vote Republican.