It all makes sense now...

Bérubé potpourri hides a key piece of information!

Namely the Secret Plan To Deal With An Avian 'Flu Epidemic

Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, very funny. Abstinence, 9/11, Nukular. How predictable.
NO, really, Read To The End.

Abolition Of the Estate Tax

Of course. Genius. The concentration of wealth will be awesome.
And the Survivors will All Vote Republican.