Monday, January 23, 2006

Great Flying Spaghetti Monster Schism!

Word is that a schism developing within the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

The issue is - "spicy" or "not spicy". AKA the "Oregano Heresy".

As we all know, the FSM is kid friendly. We're talking yer basic organic tomato sauce here; deities don't need spice.

We won't even mention the splitters who mutter in dark corners about "garlic" or "chilis".

Keep the FSM pure! Tomatos and Basil, what more would the almighty want? (well, maybe onion; but definitely, No Chunky Bits)

Well, except of course for the mystery of the Origin of the Meatballs...

All hail Auðhumla - The Great Cosmic Cow!


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