What would Nixon do?

Wot a pickle. In a mess like this, What Would Nixon Do?

• Bomb Syria, secretly
  
  
• Launch a brief but intensive bombing campaign against Iran
  
  
• Withdraw the troops before the midterm elections, with honour
  
  
• Do something funky and unexpected with China
  
  
• Set the scene for an oil crisis and some inflation
  
  
• Make an unexpected guest appearance on a popular prime time TV show
  
  
• Cancel the Shuttle and wreck NASA
  
  
• Fire the special prosecutor