When Aliens Attack
The Unitary Executive needs to consult further with his
I admit they are low probability scenarios, but the prospects for Alien Biological Warfare are terrifying - Lubbock, Texas could be under attack right now and we'd never notice!
Clearly the solution is an immediate and massive increase in research into Alien Lifeforms and Extremophiles.
Restore the cuts to Astrobiology and Exobiology now! The nation waits.