Draft Samantha Bee
So, despite her absolute perfectness, Samantha can't be President
But, she can still do her civic duty.
Sam Bee for Senator.
Like, say junior Senator from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
She is clearly testing the waters here already
So, Samantha "make a fucking choice" Bee for Senator!
She appeals to the Undecided Voter.
Good demographics too, perfect for a GOTV drive. And Soccer Mum appeal too.
But, she can still do her civic duty.
Sam Bee for Senator.
Like, say junior Senator from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
She is clearly testing the waters here already
So, Samantha "make a fucking choice" Bee for Senator!
She appeals to the Undecided Voter.
Good demographics too, perfect for a GOTV drive. And Soccer Mum appeal too.
posted by Steinn at 5:07 PM
3 Comments:
She's my girl! Funny as hell!
So I take it that in your view, the Mighty Casey is a strikeout, to paraphrase (well, actually butcher) Ernest Thayer.
I suppose that Samantha Bee for senate may be better than marching on down for Pennacchio, but in case she lives in Connecticut, rather than PA, can you think of anyone else she could be drafted to run against?
Dood,
Awesome! Of course. Sam vs Joe.
Smackdown in New Haven!
Joementum this...
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